Let’s make fun of the Mets

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The Phillies finally lost a game yesterday, so to make myself feel better, I checked in to see what’s going on with the Mets.

Here’s Jeff Franceur showing off his defensive skills.  Thanks to the Walkoff Walk for alerting me to this one.  Maybe he’s just covering his face because they lost to the Nationals.

My other Mets item has to do with an executive that has the balls to challenge an entire minor league team to a fight.  Apparently Tony Bernazard, the Mets’ Vice President of Player Development, became so incensed by Double-A squad at Binghmaton that he tore off his shirt and challenged to fight the whole team.  Ballsy, but laughable.

Philly Live! – structured fun down by the stadiums?

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Looks good to me!  We’ve probably lost any shot to do the waterfront right, especially because of the pesky obstruction known as Interstate 95, but down by the Stadiums, it’s a different story.  At $100 million, it’s relatively affordable.  These plans, unveiled today, describe a covered commercial corridor running between the stadiums on the ground currently occupied by the doomed Spectrum.  Let’s see if the city and developers can actually make it happen.  If so, I’ll certainly go spend some discretionary income before the ballgame, eating overpriced food and buying more Phillies gear!

BeatMaker – more Pro Audio for iPhone OS

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I’ve already gotten sucked into the amazing synth app noise.io, which is an incredibly powerful synth for you iPhone or iPod Touch.  I’ve also been going back and forth trying to figure out how to realize my dream of electronic music and beats mixed with killer live guitar tones.  That has led me to Reason 4.0 and the Akai MPC.  The latter is a series of stand-alone units that work as samplers and recording studios.  An MPC style controller might be ideal for getting the most out of the powerful Reason 4.0 software, but I know nothing about working such a controller, and they’re not free.

Along comes an iPhone app with a forty-one page instructions manualBeatMaker features an interface that borrows heavily from both Reason and the MPC, complete with 16 virtual pads to tap out my imagined rhythms.  At $20, it might be one of the most expensive apps for sale at iTunes, but it’s still about ten times less than a controller that may or may not work with Reason and that I definitely don’t know how to use.  I think BeatMaker looks like a pretty good alternative.  I’m willing to bet that after I read those forty-one pages, I’ll be a lot closer to understanding what to do with reason and a good trigger-pad/MPC-style controller than I am now.  And I won’t have spent any more than $20.

The other aspect of BeatMaker that is intriguing is an app for your desktop/laptop that lets you take your beats off the phone/pod and actually do something with them.  Now we’re talkin!  And while I may be a bit far from getting that done, I’ve no doubt that, within the next few days, it’ll get done.

Where did I put the super glue?

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Last night I was as good as my word.  I put a set of DR 10’s on my old Travis Bean TB1000S.  I didn’t really get to far beyond giving the old girl new strings, getting in tune and giving her a haircut.  My deposition ended a bit early because my client blew me off.  Glad he’s so involved in the case, that painintheass!  Anyway, I got back around four, downed a Red Bull and got out of my work clothes to see how those new strings felt.  Well, I ended up rocking out so hard that the pickguard came off, as did one of the tone knobs.  It was awesome!  Sorry neighbors.

SourceAudio Tri-Mod Wah – probably voided the warranty

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I’ve never been too good with the wah-wah rocker pedal.  Volume pedal is a different story, that I can handle.  but the wah has never been my friend.  So, several months ago, I picked up this sucker on a whim and it’s a nice sounding unit with lots of versatility.  It can do envelope or LFO and the multi-peaks can get real crazy – that’s always a good thing.

Unfortunately, the switch stopped working several months ago and I foolishly never did anything about it.  The unit still got power and all the settings seemed to work, but I couldn’t work the pedal.  Well, last night, I decided to take a quick look inside and noticed that a spring in the switch had been overly compressed.  I gently stretched out the spring and put it back in place, put all the screws back in and ta-dah! The thing is working like a charm.  I’ll try to get some recording done so you can hear this beauty.  It’s not earth shattering, but it’s a nice little auto-wah/filter unit.

Phillies going great – is it time to manage differently?

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The Phillies shoved it in the Marlins’ nose one more time today, five – zero, and they’re just cruising.  Even during the ‘June swoon’, they never fell out of phirst place, and they were playing horrible.  That will tell you about the competition in this division.  I have read that the Red Sox, who face more of a threat in their division than the we do in ours, are considering a six-man rotation to keep their front line pitchers rested and healthy heading into the playoffs.  I have to say that I love this idea, but is it a jinx?  Baseball is a funny game, and you never know what can happen.  Is it putting the cart before the horse to plan for the playoffs in mid-July?

Does this LOOK like a jam band?

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Let’s not worry about ‘prog-rock’ for a minute.  I’ve no real beef with the label.  Labels can be helpful, they can even be necessary.  Certainly ‘jam band’ is a label.  But if you’ve decided to use a label (and I am talking about you), then it’s absolutely essential to realize the infinite variety that can exist within any grouping that may share a single characteristic.  There’s a lot of different kinds of prog out there.  There’s a lot of different kinds of jam bands too.

So, with all that out of the way, let’s get to the topic du jour – Genesis.  Here’s an easy one, an absolute, something you can hang your hat on, unchanging, objective reality.  Gabriel-era Genesis was not a jam band.

Many other popular bands from 1970 through 1975 conducted sonic explorations that happened right before the audience’s very eyes.  They threw caution to the wind and ventured into the world of improvisation where anything could happen.  And such behavior was not limited to the Grateful Dead and the Allman Brothers, although those are two fine examples from the era.  Even real prog bands would strip themselves naked of any script or predictability and just see what happened – King Crimson is a perfect example.

As Miles Davis was bringing elements of rock into jazz, bands that improvised were really bringing elements of jazz into rock.  Zappa would use his entire ensemble (and sometimes an audience) as an instrument and conduct noise to tell the story or make the point.  In the earliest parts of this period, Syd Barret-era Pink Floyd experimented with music/noise to match their groundbreaking visual show.

One of the most important aspects of improvised music is the relationship (or lack thereof) between the players.  Ideally, great improvisation happens when the group all know one another so well that they can basically read each others’ minds.  The result is that classic moment of the whole becoming a unit that is greater than the sum of its parts.  Its a cliche, but in this case, it is true.

On the other hand, jams can become much more interesting by the presence of a destabilizing influence.  The great example of this is Miles Davis in 1970.  He spent a lot of time and did a lot of touring with band that consisted of himself on trumpet, Gary Bartz on sax, Michael Henderson on bass, Keith Jarrett on keys, Jack DeJohnette on drums and Airto on percussion.  Although the band had a strong improvised element, the whole thing was beautifully thrown off one night when John McLaughlin joined on electric guitar.  Everyone was thrown out of their comfort zone and the thing got even better.

So, once again, Gabriel-era Genesis was not a jam band.  They composed together for five glorious years (all writing credits were always given to all five members) and their goal upon going in front of an audience was to recreate, as much as possible, the sound on the record.  But with all that talent, all that original thinking, all those fancy toys, and all that affinity from years of playing, recording and touring together, I have always wondered, what would it have sounded like if THIS band jammed?  What if they just started with some very basic ideas, musical germs, and noodled a bit and jammed and worked on making something from nothing?  What would that sound like?

And now I know what it would sound like and it is a beautiful noise.  And, in the very near future, I look forward to sharing it with you over at Blogerantz.

Scary! Fifteen Journey interviews circulating on the Dime – Maybe ‘The Answer’ is in there somewhere…

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Now, if I only knew what the question was.  Here is the search string (dimeadozen.org membership required) for those of you familiar with bittorrent and ready to listen to the likes of Steve Perry and Neal Schon talking about their remarkable skills and success for, like, an entire week.  Maybe we can finally understand why ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ has taken on the extraordinary cultural significance that it now has.  Or why Schon ever shaved off that killer ‘stache.

Now Pitching for the Phillies, Pedro Martinez

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I find the whole thing to be quite surreal.  You wanted a big name pitcher for the run to the post-season.  It doesn’t get much bigger than this, but for the last two years, the guy has not pitched.  I still remember how Steve Carlton hung on too long.  he didn’t just stay past his prime, Lefty stayed past his ability to pitch to major leaguers.  If you weren’t around for that episode, let me just say two words – Brett Farve.

There is really only one question that concerns me now – can he get people out?  If he can get big league batters out, then he will be an asset to this team.  He came across great at his press conference and any fan of the Phillies can’t help but be excited by his energy.  If nothing else, his attitude is youthful and his track record erases all doubt about competitiveness.

Freddy Garcia passed a physical, but was never able to pitch properly, proved to be injured, and has no career now to speak of.  So, we know the Phillies’ physicals don’t always pan out.  But if Martinez can get batters out, then this will have been worthwhile.