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‘Late Bloomer’ – 7th Grade Horror
Got this from the wonderful folks at Unfilmable. I don’t know how long the video will be available, but it’s an hilarious 13 minute film about the horrors of sex ed., and anyone who has read Lovecraft will be splitting their sides with laughter.
Kill Your TV
Travis Bean número uno, for less than a well-equipped BMW
Do the math or get the goat!
I originally got this story from the wonderful WWW trilogy by Robert J. Sawyer, second book, which is WWW:Watch. The idea is that you are on “Let’s Make A Deal” and you can pick from one of three doors. Behind one door is a brand new car. Behind each of the other two doors is a goat. You make your choice (door No. 1, 2 or 3) and Monty Hall opens one of the other two doors to reveal – a goat. Then he says you can change your mind or you can stay with your original choice. What do you do?
Cancerninja posted this on her tumblr and I see that the scenario was discussed in another book, one I have not read, called The Curious Case of the Dog In The Night, by Mark Haddon.
The point is that every fiber of my being says it doesn’t matter if you change your mind about the remaining two doors. But Marilyn vos Savant proved that your chances of getting the car go WAY up if you simply change your mind when confronted with the 50/50 proposition.
In WWW:Watch, Sawyer reasoned that the natural selection had not favored the trait of accurately evaluating probability because of the following scenario: If proto man see a rustling in the bush and there is a 1 in 10 chance the rustling is a hungry tiger, and proto-man plays the odds, 1 in 10 times he will get eaten. But if proto-man always thinks its a tiger, he will be wrong 9 out of ten times, but he will still be alive.
Anyway, here is vos Saavant’s proof, as reprinted in the Cancerninja post:
I have no idea what any of that means, but it looks awfully cool. Would you have thought that changing your mind would have improved your odds of getting the car?
And remember, all of this starts with the basic assumption that you don’t want a goat.
The Facebook issue, once again, but this time with feeling!
Perhaps I had a bit too much caffeine too late in the day, but here at 10:30PM at the end of an otherwise lovely weekend, I feel the need, once again, to address the “Facebook situation”.
But let’s talk about something else, like music. That should make the conversation a little easier to understand. There are nearly limitless choices for your listening pleasure out there. Some of you may even prefer not to listen to any music at all. And that is ALL good.
Now, it may come to pass that one day, a dear friend, like someone really important to you, might say, “Hey, friend! Listen to this GREAT music. I mean you REALLY have to listen to this music, because it is SO good and I love it so much!” And the hope is that you and your friend will be able to enjoy this great music together and have this as a space where you can share your mutual affection. The two of you can exist together enjoying this music together and it will be this really nice connection as you share something wonderful. Sounds great, no?
Except, what happens if you listen to this music, which your good friend REALLY LOVES SO MUCH, and then, after really giving it a chance, you decide, you know what? I’m afraid I just don’t like this music so much. Does this mean that you can’t be friends? Does this mean that you will never get to find out what’s going on in your friend’s life? Because you don’t listen to the same music? I mean, that’s REALLY crazy, right?
Except, that’s exactly what happens to people who don’t like Facebook. It’s not that I don’t like the people on Facebook. Hell, I’m related to a lot of them, and others are great and dear friends for many years. But, for fuck’s sake, IT’S NOT THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN, ALRIGHT?!?!?
There may not be as many choices for communication as there are choices for music. A lot of people I know who use Facebook A LOT, don’t like Twitter. And Tumblr is so wonderful, but no one is making a movie about that any time soon. But you know what? Email works pretty good, text messaging, Google Groups, WordPress, Posterous, Last.fm – I mean, this is just to name a few. Also, there’s this thing called a telephone, if you really want to get technical.
But no – everyone uses Facebook because everyone else uses it. DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID THAT IS?!? DO YOU REALIZE THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE?!?
And it makes me feel like I am trapped in a room with Top 40 radio playing the SAME THREE SONGS over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…
Just finished Rudy Rucker’s ‘Postsingular’
Utter craziness from the mad scientist mentioned two posts down. The good reads keep coming and this one proved to be no exception. How the fuck do you get a parable about the dangers of technology, a physics lesson, a meta-physics lesson, a quantum physics lesson, a nanotechnology seminar, a comedy, and a love story all in 320 pages? Oh, and by the way, this book features the end of the world, that is, the destruction of planet earth and all life on it. And that’s just the first chapter. Can I interest anyone in a some inter-dimensional tourism?
Here’s ‘The Platform’ – first single form Beardfish next lp Mammoth
The snippets I’ve heard from this record, including this single, sound a bit like a slightly calmer version of Destined Solitaire, the band’s 2009 release. There seems to be continued development away from big melodic themes and more toward very tight, stop-on-a-dime arrangements that come at me with more force than the very listen-able Sleeping In Traffic records. Release is scheduled for March 30.
Also – cover art is again super groovy:
Thanks to @Auntbeast and others, I’ve been a bad blogger lately
The written word is probably just as powerful as any music, if wielded with just the right force, just the right expertise, just the right passion. And while the musical input and throughput remains as powerful as ever (for chrissakes, I’m listening to The Watch’s Timeless!!), it is the written word, whether on paper or glowing Kindle app that has snared so much of my free time lately.
Getting comfortable with the crowded insanity and brilliance of Lovecraft over the past several months has been a major catalyst. His influence on John Carpenter, on Alien, on Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman’s Sandman – well, it’s not just some archaic referent with no independent value to me personally. Actually, the opposite is true. It starts with the time I spent in Providence from 1990 through 1994. Also, once you get through the adverbs and the ‘eldritch’ and ‘cyclopean’ and all that other stuff, there is a thrilling and horrifying narrative. It’s easy to see why the man’s work is so influential. He’s like the Robert Johnson of modern horror.
I also wanted to get out in front on the Mountains of Madness movie that is getting under way with Guillermo del Toro at the helm. Now that I’ve read the book, his sincere remonstrations and declarations of fealty to the source code have meaning. Let’s hope he can carry through.
And, while I think I have found a significant resonance with Lovecraft and his progeny, it’s not been just the sons and daughters of that twisted Rhode Island intellect. Palimpsest by Catherynne M. Valente is heavily promoted on Amazon and the set-up sounded prurient enough: have sex with the right person, go to a magic city in your post-coital sleep. Here’s the trailer:
It’s a good read, certainly steamy enough. I was worried it may be a bit light on story, and that proved to be true, but the atmosphere, descriptions and emotions were so detailed and sumptuous, that it really didn’t matter. I was somewhat reminded of my recent (and first) experience with Murakami – Sputnik Sweeheart embodied some of the same loss and longing. But where that book was a dry martini, Palimpsest is paisley layer cake, detailed and deranged beyond belief.
Having dispensed with love and sex beyond the edge of reality, I somehow got directed, I think through my previous enjoyment of William Gibson (Pattern Recognition remains one of the most entertaining and moving novels I’ve read) to Rudy Rucker. Fortunately, he’s a mad scientist. ‘Postsingular‘ imagines a world where we are always connected to the orphidnet, like the internet, but interfaced with nanotechnology, instead of a computer or some other dumb machine. As a result, everyone is a mind-reader, AI’s float before our eyes and help us in our daily routine, and travel between alternate realities and dimensions seems possible. I say seems, because I’m only about a third of the way through. As hard as the singularity is to imagine, that moment in time (AND the before and after) when EVERYTHING changes for EVERYONE – this book has done it. It’s stylistic and chaotic and a terrible amount of fun.
And now we come to the AuntBeast herself. This may be an addiction in the making. Caitlin Kiernan appeared alongside John Carpenter, Guillermo del Toro and even S.T. Joshi in the Lovecraft documentary Fear of the Unknown. Her incisive commentary and inclusion among such giants caused me to want to find out more and I got ‘Silk’ for the Kindle app. Again, I’m only about one third of the way into it, but all I can think is that I know I want to read everything she’s ever written. The atmosphere is terrifying, the characters are drawn with skill and detail that makes them come alive. And in this book, there are a few main characters to keep track of, all women and all young, so the distinctions and distinctiveness are essential as we go from person to person, place to place, skipping through time. But it is the hurtling story, the breakneck swirl of events, even in the set-up, leading to and hinting at this vast (celestial?) evil that doesn’t care about your boyfriend or your girlfriend, or your band or your drugs – that grip of pure fear and madness is literally unlike anything I’ve ever read before. And I love it.
And to top it all off, I finally took delivery today of two Alan Moore titles – Yuggoth Cultures (which, curiously, contains a lot of work NOT written by Moore. Hrmmm…) and The Courtyard. So the fear and madness just keep clicking along.
So I’ve been reading, scaring myself and not blogging. But now, I think I’ll let the dark creepies and nasties out of their cage so that I can share them with you.
Kristen Shaal breaks down some new healthcare legislation just for you
You thrilled to her in Flight of the Conchords, now enjoy the lovely Kristen Shaal on The Daily Show, which comes to you from me via Talking Points Memo. Because you only thought you knew what “rape” meant.
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