Don’t know where anything is; don’t know if I live in Haddon Township or Westmont (might be both!); don’t know how to work the microwave (the what?); no curtains on the windows – this level of disorientation actually reminds me of college!
But the Phillies are 5-1 to start the season and the FiOS is furiously fast. Plus, I learned last night that our house is just around the corner from Saddler’s Woods, a major stop on the the Underground Railway. Let freedom ring!
This might help. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haddon_Township,_New_Jersey Haddon Twp is Westmont, and then it jumps around and includes West Collingswood Heights. I thought it also included Woodlynne, but I was wrong. The whole thing is confusing! But thanks for the tip on Saddler’s Woods – I had no idea!