{"id":1459,"date":"2010-08-31T09:39:11","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T13:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2010-08-31T09:39:11","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T13:39:11","slug":"prepping-for-tomorrows-colonoscopy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/?p=1459","title":{"rendered":"Prepping for tomorrow&#8217;s colonoscopy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/wpid-colonoscope-2010-08-31-09-39.jpg\" alt=\"wpid-colonoscope-2010-08-31-09-39.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"261\" \/><br \/>\nExpect use of the word \u2018fuck\u2019.  A lot.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s true what they say &#8211; the prep is worse than the test.  I know because I\u2019ve had several of these adorable little violations in the past.  Tomorrow will be a piece of cake.  Today &#8211; no court and stay close to the bathroom.  And no food till tomorrow afternoon when we\u2019re all done.  Maybe I should schedule the next one of these to coincide with Yom Kippur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Expect use of the word \u2018fuck\u2019. A lot. It\u2019s true what they say &#8211; the prep is worse than the test. I know because I\u2019ve had several of these adorable little violations in the past. Tomorrow will be a piece &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/?p=1459\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1163,1162],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpomy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}